Trolling for LUV

The valentines must be finished!
by Smoo

As you should already know we have been putting valentines cards on random cars at the Preppy College. We've been doing this a little bit at a time to avoid drawing attention to ourselves and minimize the chances of someone noticing cards placed on more than one automobile. Last night we set out once again to bring love and amusement to those who might think getting plastered on a Tuesday is the best time ever. We brazenly drove through parking lots near some on campus housing before finding a dark corner and a nice looking Mustang to drop a card on, then drove to the opposite side of the college and found a car all alone in one of the commuter lots to receive another.

The response has been lacking, only one person out of the 8 or so we've shared our horrid poetry with has e-mailed us. I'm really hoping for something better today or tomorrow when we finally finish with this. Let me share one of our recent poems that was composed in a fit of laughter on my couch, where we had an awesome night coming up with more just as bad. Some were so disgusting they've been balled up and set fire to.

Roses are red
they burn like fire

you are my hearts
one and only desire

If you found this on your car, I have no idea who you are, but we wanted to make you laugh or at least be amused for a few minutes at the randomness of it all. Only two valentines remain, we'll probably be placing them soon, wish us luck!

..::heartsinfall::..